Funny Quotes to Put on a Tombstone
Funny Tombstone Sayings
These funny tombstone sayings
Could make you die from laughter.
Hilarious stuff to take along
To friends in the hereafter.
But if you read 'em slowly,
All these headstone jokes
And funny tombstone humor
Should not cause you to croak.
Tombstone Humor
Group 1
My mother-in-law's chicken really IS "to die for"
I'm finally thin….maybe a little too thin.
I was so loaded I didn't know it was loaded.
This is NOT what I had in mind when I said,
"Over my dead body!"
I guess you could say I've found my niche.
You should see the other guy.
Tombstone Humor
Group 2
Wait! I Wanted A Tomb with a View!
Does my butt look big in this coffin?
My new healthcare deductible was too high.
OMG! Where am I?
He always said he was dead tired.
Come back at midnight. We'll talk.
Tombstone Humor
Group 3
Dude, that really WAS a killer wave!
Here lies Fred the dentist... in the biggest cavity he has ever filled.
My doctor finally did something that stopped the pain,
But the side effects are murder!
You paid how much to bury me HERE?
Finally! A real vacation!
I was here.
Now I'm gone.
Party on!
Tombstone Humor
Group 4
I'll be right up.
This can't be Heaven -
my Ex is here!!
Why did I have to die before being able to relax?
You can stop clapping now.
The shop said the brakes were fixed right this time.
Jerry Pittman has transitioned.
The Universe is no longer big enough to contain him.
He's gone Supernova.
Funny Tombstone Sayings
Group 5
Can I Take This Headstone Off My Taxes?
Brian, are you mad that I died first?
OK, Joke's over. Let me out now!
The GPS is NOT always right, sweetheart.
The ladder was too high.
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Funny Tombstone Sayings
Group 6
Waiting in the iCloud for next download
To get Mike Clark's info,
Login to this headstone
With your username and password
Hey! That's not my name!
I'm in the wrong grave!
So there I was,
On my way to work,
Texting my boss,
And BAM, out of nowhere,
Some idiot hit my Beemer.
Tombstone Humor
Group 7
- Ted Turner: - Peter Ustinov, when asked what he wanted on his tombstone: - W.C. Fields, when asked how his gravestone should read: - William Shatner:
I know what I'm having 'em put on my tombstone: "I have nothing more to say."
- Leonard Nimoy: - Andy Warhol: - Scott with a y @GrowingUpScotty:
Beam me up, Scotty.
- Julius Sharpe @juliussharpe
Please write my tombstone in Comic Sans font.
- Dorothy Parker:
Excuse my dust.
- Franklin Pierce Adams
Over my dead body!
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